if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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