we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Randomize
