He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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