I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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