Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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