turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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