Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I love black thongs
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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