Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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