Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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