The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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