# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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