Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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