summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My bed smells like the plague
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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