A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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