I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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