we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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