nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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