is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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