Tell her she can't have a vagina
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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