We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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