Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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