if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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