we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Randomize
