turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
honey bunches of taint.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Terrible idea I love it
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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