So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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