But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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