i can't believe i had my finger in that
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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