Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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