What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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