we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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