She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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