quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
