Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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