Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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