Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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