Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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