I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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