My brain says no but my pants say off.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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