STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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