p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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