Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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