Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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