the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
