he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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