I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This is my gift to your gina
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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