Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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