I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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