Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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