If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Less talking, more tequila
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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