This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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