i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
The power of my boobs compel you
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
