I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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